NERO WAS NUTS

Here are a few examples of how insane Nero was.   He fought in the arena as a gladiator against wild animals, but they were all drugged, so he was not in any danger and could not lose.  He hired a group of youths to follow him around and applaud.  The Read more…

ONE LUCKY FULLONE

One of the worst jobs for Roman slaves was working in a laundromat (fullonica).  Human urine was used in the cleaning process.  The shops had big pots outside for people to contribute their urine.  In other words, men (and women?) would pee in them.  Urine has ammonia in it.  Clothes Read more…

CATO’S STATUE

Cato the Elder was a famous Senator in Rome.  His famous demand that “Carthage must be destroyed” led to the Third Punic War and the fulfillment of his dream.  One day a friend remarked to him:  “It’s a scandal that no statue has been erected to you in Rome!  I Read more…

AN ANCIENT GREEK DRINKING SONG

                 Let’s start our drinking now – no timed                 To wait while they light the lamps.                 There’s a finger of daylight left,                 So lift down the goblets, slave!                 Lord Dionysus gave us wine                 To ease our cares away Read more…

JOSEPHINE’S DOG

On their wedding night, Napoleon and Josephine retired to her bedroom only to find Josephine’s dog in his usual place in the middle of the bed.  When Napoleon approached the bed, the dog growled and Josephine explained that the dog was very possessive.  They should try not to disturb the Read more…