THE SHADOW OF AN ASS

Demosthenes was once giving a speech before the Athenian assembly, but his opposition was booing and hissing to drown him out.  He suddenly stopped and when the crowd quieted down, he asked them if they wanted to hear a story.  Once upon a time, there was a man who needed Read more…

AUGUSTUS’ SON

This story is probably apocryphal, but its cute.                 One day a youth came to Rome and the crowds quickly noticed he looked just like the Emperor Augustus when he was the same age.  Word reached the palace and Augustus was intrigued so he had some guards bring the kid Read more…

GILDED AGE SCHOOL DAY

A typical day in a Gilded Age one room classroom. Boys and girls enter the classroom single file, youngest to oldest.  Girls enter first, curtsying to the teacher.  Boys would bow.  Hang your coat on the hook.  Put your lunch pail on the shelf.  You sat according to academic ability, Read more…

ALEXANDER’S PARADE

During his Illyrian campaign, Alexander faced a tough mountain people called the Taulantians.   They held the high ground and would be very difficult to dislodge.  Alexander had to figure out a way to draw them out into the open where his army’s superior discipline would be an advantage.  He decided Read more…

CINCO DE MAYO

Shouldn’t you know what you are celebrating?  Before you say you are celebrating Mexican independence, you’re wrong.  You are celebrating one of the rare victories of the Mexican army.  S(orry to be blunt, but it’s the truth.)  In early 1862, French Emperor Napoleon decided to take advantage of the American Read more…

NO ONE NAMED GISGO

                Before the Battle of Cannae, Hannibal and his generals looked across the battlefield at the huge Roman army they would soon be facing.  One of his generals, named Gisgo, voiced his concern about how many Romans there were.  Hannibal responded in a loud voice:  “You are right, Gisgo.  The Read more…

THE NECK VERSE

In the Middle Ages, “benefit of clergy” referred to the ability of clergy members to avoid conviction for crimes.  This benefit was later extended to cover anyone who could read a verse from the Bible.  It was usually the first verse from the 51st Psalm.  “Have mercy upon me, Oh Read more…